Not only are Chokitos the best fucking chocolate bar of all time (…OF ALL TIME!), but this ad is genius. And apparently real.

There aren’t enough ‘pauses’ on the planet to cover this.

This shit is gold. The homie Thrizz put me onto the first video (below) during a recent discussion about Arcade Fire. I decided to check out the rest of the videos from the Skills In Time folks and the shit is classic.

I’ve been using them to prove to Canadians that myself and Notion aren’t making up how us Aussies talk. All the stuff about shelfing, wristies, cunts and other assorted shenanigans are part of our culture, goddamnit. Go have yourself a giggle after the jump…

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This has got to be the greatest viral net song since ‘Bed Intruder’.

BTW, we’re in Toronto now, hence the lack of posts. Will try and keep it as regular as possible.

Even though I fucks with the skinnies, I’m lovin’ the parodies of these shits. This joint right here is GOLD. Peep game.

I don’t wanna say much here, except that this comedy gold has kept me and Notion giggling our asses off all week. Check the last video too, the good folks at A Current Affair had a teary about it.

This is some seriously creative shit. Watch it unfold…

OK. I cannot express how important it is for you guys to see this. It’s been the core of my life the last 24 hours.

First up, watch the below news story:

NOW. This is quite possibly the greatest thing you’ll witness in your life. I’m serious. Please watch it immediately.

Amazing eh? This tune has been in my head non-stop since me and Thrizz discovered it last night, after he showed me the original news story. I need the MP3 of this, they need to release it as a single and it needs to be number 1 all over the globe.

You’re welcome.

Ya boy Bangs is back with a new video, this one dedicated to social networking and innocent chatting with the shorties.

This continues on Bangs’ classic music video steez, but sans green screens and a little bit less emphasis on the chains. However, the shorties are still uber present.

Watch the views; it’s currently less than 10K and it went up yesterday…let’s see how it goes.

Wow. Amazingly hilarious. Ras sent this one through today, shit is GOLD.

The song is actually called ‘Pussy From Behind’ by Mad Max featuring Ras Kass. I don’t even wanna speak on it, just watch and listen.