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OK, Nate Kane AKA Nathan Mathers, brother of Hip Hop star EMINEM has been busted for a DUI (Driving Under the Influence). Now, either this is Nate just being Nate or he's trying to pump up his bad boy image in order to further his fledgling career, you know, appeal to those in his target market or pretend audience.
Actually that's not fair, Nate actually has a few tracks out on his MySpace page, he's on Twitter and probably on Facebook too! His stuff is respectable, I mean he's having a go and good on him for trying..although his flow sounds somewhat similar to that of his famous bro, and I suspect their may be some ghost writing coming from big Em himself to add that authenticity. What I really want to hear is the HIP HOP NEPOTISM Unearthed Project, where by all the other non famous, cousins, hangers on and other wanna be Hip Hop stars that have a name to help them platform from..
I see Nate Kane at the top, what we really need is the Donny Wahlberg and Nate Kane remix album with guest spots on the album from Fonsworth Bentley and K Fed (yeah just when you thought it couldn't get any realer, Kendra from Girls At The Playboy Mansion spits a '16' on the bonus track with Joaquin Phoenix!).
That's all for now peeps, stay tuned for the next rant from MiLK!
Joaquin Pheonix, rap parody...
Nate Kane
If you thought Tracy Morgan's character on 30 Rock was an embellished version of the man, check this out, if only to see him sprawled out on the news desk impersonating a pregnant woman.
Dude is a fruitcake.
And I fuckin love it.
This one's both for and courtesy of Thrizz...
After discussing the art of 'mangliding' in a recent studio session, Theory decided to Google it and came across this splendid product. Check the description...
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Word.
I caught this on one of my Facebook friend's status tonight, and thought it was interesting enough to post about.
Justine Lai is an artist, who paints herself having sex with the various Presidents of the United States. Here's the statement from her website:
"In Join Or Die, I paint myself having sex with the Presidents of the United States in chronological order. I am interested in humanizing and demythologizing the Presidents by addressing their public legacies and private lives. The presidency itself is a seemingly immortal and impenetrable institution; by inserting myself in its timeline, I attempt to locate something intimate and mortal. I use this intimacy to subvert authority, but it demands that I make myself vulnerable along with the Presidents. A power lies in rendering these patriarchal figures the possible object of shame, ridicule and desire, but it is a power that is constantly negotiated.
I approach the spectacle of sex and politics with a certain playfulness. It would be easy to let the images slide into territory that's strictly pornographic—the lurid and hardcore, the predictably "controversial." One could also imagine a series preoccupied with wearing its "Fuck the Man" symbolism on its sleeve. But I wish to move beyond these things and make something playful and tender and maybe a little ambiguous, but exuberantly so. This, I feel, is the most humanizing act I can do."
Check out the gallery on Justine Lai's website.
These guys are off the chain. Check out the video and you be the judge.
The Movement Fam will NOT be matched in the YouTube randomness game.
We got this on lock.
Yeah, it's been a while since I've contributed but you could say I've been researching my blog bits...
TV shows... OK, now I'm a massive fan of TV shows. They can be used for all sorts of things - to entertain us, which is kind of a really broad term that could mean anything from making us laugh, cry, become mad, feel emapathy; we can use it as therapy to help us get through the day or something that we are going through; it also helps fill in the time.
Often we resonate with certain characters and emulate their ways - be it style, catch phrases, or quote them ad nauseum (I’m guilty of all the above, yep those who know me will vouch). They also allow us to laugh at topics that are somewhat taboo but we all think about anyone who watched Family Guy knows what I mean.
But lately I’ve stumbled onto Robot Chicken (yeah I know it's late) but they do some crazy ish. The Star Wars episode had me in stitches and it's perfect for those with low attention spans. But it got me thinking, what are the best shows in their respective genres and how do we qualify them?
Hmmmmm that in itself could be an entirely new post...
Classics.
Alright, this is a little left of centre for The Movement Fam.com. So me and Gunny were talking about palindromes the other week - as you do. And I was reading a local street press when I saw someone mention a 224 word palindrome by a bloke called Demetri Martin, who apparently I should know about. He's an NY based comedian, but to come up with this little gem is pure genius:
"Dammit I’m Mad"
by
Demetri Martin
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
Another one for the fellaz... :)
Aussie girl, and extreme hottie Jessica Gomes, 24, is joining the ranks of fellow Australians Miranda Kerr and Jess Hart as one of the world's most sought-after models.
The gorgeous brunette has just made her second appearance in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, has featured in the Victoria’s Secret catalogue, graced the pages of several elite US fashion magazines and starred in a steamy perfume ad and album cover with P Diddy. Boom.
“Sports Illustrated has lifted a lot of girls’ careers, such as Elle Macpherson and Sarah O’Hare,” Gomes says. “It has definitely elevated my status in the US industry and really spreads throughout the world.”
Gomes, who lives in New York currently, returned home briefly last week to star in the first Swim Fashion Week on the Gold Coast.
“I feel really excited about being here and honoured that they chose me,” Gomes says.
Keep a keen eye out for this absolute cutie. I know I will be ;)
Good on ya Jess! Boomcakes love.
I ain't even really gonna speak on this much. Absolutely hilarious.
Visit Fuck My Life or click on the pic below.
We is well 'ard, innit?
So Bekah and I headed down to Eternal Instinct tattoo studio in Northcote this weekend for the second time around, to see the lovely Tam and get inked the hell on up.
Peep Bekah getting laced with 'I Got Yours' on her back in script, representing 'I got your back' to her peeps. Love it. Looks so fresh, and such a dope idea!
And I got two big bastards on the inside of my arm, which didn't hurt a bit ;). On my right, 'The Movement Fam' logo (designed by KidEight, interpreted by Tam for the tatt), representing the whole extended Movement Fam. Having it on my arm (or bicep/tricep in particular) is a symbol of strength, that both I give to the crew and they give to me. On my left, the quote 'All I Need Is The Love Of My Crew', from our song 'My Crew'. The Fam is for life, so is the ink.
So big ups to Tam, we're SO pleased with her work. If anyone in Melbourne is after a tattoo, or anyone from overseas is coming to visit and wants some ink (Pink personally goes to Eternal Instinct each time she's here), hit me up for the details. And much love to Nosh and VP who held us down the whole weekend! Gaytime Krushes!
Ever wondered what Hip Hop would have sounded like if it were used as the soundtrack to a NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) video game?
Me neither, but damn this is cool! Basically what some of Jay-Z, Kanye, T.I. and some other rappers beats would have sounded like on a video game in the 80's. Classic.
Now I'm waiting on some new-school rapper to flip the script (did I really just use that term?) and start sampling some old-school video game music.
It's not like it hasn't been done before.
There's Benefit's joint Warp To World 6-9 which uses the classic Super Mario Bros. sample.
Smif-n-Wessun (then Cocoa Brovaz) also flipped the Mario sample for Super Brooklyn. Ill shit.
Sampling Mario Bros. is almost too easy though. How about Extended F@mm's Line Drop, where they borrow the famous Tetris music and use it to great effect on the concept track. In the game, the music speeds up after dropping (and clearing) a number of lines. In the track, the beat/sample speeds up after each punchline dropped by the crew. Ridiculous.
Can I get a Jigga joint over some Metroid music?
How about a little Nas on a banging Ninja Gaiden (aka Shadow Warriors) beat?
Make it happen. Please.
Oh and if anyone is after MP3's of any of the tracks I linked, get at me via comments and I'll hook you up.