So you're gonna just sit there, press play, and enjoy what might just be the gayest Prince song ever. It's also my favourite, right now at least. I couldn't find the actual music video anywhere, but that probably doesn't have Prince rocking pink fur. Sure, he'd probably be wearing something just as homo but the peacocking (look it up) definitely got him lots of pussy. Penis too.

Alright I'll be honest... I think Prince is actually comparing a romantic man/woman relationship to a platonic woman/woman relationship. It's still gay. I still love it.

And all the above is acceptable for me (and anyone else) to say on Homo Tuesday. Thanks for reading.